Today I want to talk about a woman who has been harassing me.
Imagine my surprise when I found out that some random woman from the internet has spread lies and rumors about me and is trying to sabotage me in general. I was very amused by her antics until I found out the reason – jealousy. Apparently I’m friends with her husband, and she is jealous of me!
*falls off my chair laughing*
Oh, and she stalks my blog too. The reason why I’ve had so many hits from a certain country recently is because she has been forwarding my blog link to all her friends to bash me. Thank you for the blog traffic, I appreciate it!
But sweetie, this has to stop. I have zero interest in your husband, and I’m sure he only views me with daughterly/sisterly affection. Nothing more, nothing less. And also there is someone else I like very much, so you don’t have to worry about ME being interested in him.
I must say you’ve been handling this very poorly, though.
You’re ten years older than me, aren’t you ashamed that you’re putting so much effort in trying to antagonize me? Don’t worry, though. I’m not mad. All I feel for you is mild irritation and slight contempt. If you MUST know, all I talk about with your husband are game stuff, comic book stuff, and heavy metal. I don’t even talk to him that much, only when I don’t have anybody else left to talk to. And now you’re being suspicious? Please.
Those Facebook posts targeting me, they’re pathetic. And yes, I know about those posts. Why? Because your husband apologized to me. The only reason I’m not taking notice of this is because your husband is a nice guy and he deserves to be treated with more respect that this. Because yes, by being suspicious you’re disrespecting HIM.
Seriously though. I never met you, I never once even thought of you, and you’re eating your insides out because of jealousy? You’re funny.
I’m not going to say sorry because I didn’t do anything wrong. But my advice to you is to get your act together before it causes you problems with your husband. Don’t let your poise slip, for fuck’s sake. You can do better than this, okay?
Here are sleepy photos of Hana to help you calm down.
Thanks for reading! Bye~